May 2012
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
Sudden realisation.
I have too much anger and resentment in me.
loki-needs-a-hug:
hiddlebutt:
I pretend to forget details about your life so I don’t seem creepy
but truth is I remember
everything
I pretend to remember details that you might have told me
but truth is i have a terrible memory
so I forget everything
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zombieinmybutt:
wizcoylifa:
what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns
how high are you
neonelixir:
if you didn’t think danny phantom was hot, you’re lying to yourself and need to rethink your choices in life
One day...
Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
Then...
Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
Middle of the book: Many characters die.
End of the book: All the characters died.
Then...
Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.
the-vashta-nerada:
hey bro
bro
broski
brosicle
broseidon, god of the brocean
brotato chip
brotein shake
brosef stalin
barack brobama
teddy brosevelt
don quibrote
adrien brody
gallilebro gallilei
napoleon bronaparte
brobo cop
leonardo dicapribro
broseph mengele
bro nye the science guy
selena bromez
broey deschanel
bro dimaggio
wolfgang amadaeus brozart
brohemian rhapsody
...
Hiddleston explains that as Loki's anger grows, so...
briannacherrygarcia:
DEAR FOLLOWERS
theroyal-we:
Dudes and Dudettes,
I AM SO SORRY FOR THE AVENGERS SPAM…
ESPECIALLY THE LOKI STUFF BUT SERIOUSLY…
Reblog if you laugh at HILARIOUS Tumblr posts...
noteworthypassion:
and then no one else gets it….
Reblog if "mewling quim" is now your favorite...
lord-assbutt:
mrhiddles:
justabarrelofmonkeys:
Because Joss Whedon snuck in the cleverest way of saying cunt in a PG13 movie.
It’s brilliant. For that reason alone he deserves an award haha
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