Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
Sudden realisation. I have too much anger and resentment in me.
loki-needs-a-hug: hiddlebutt: I pretend to forget details about your life so I don’t seem creepy but truth is I remember everything I pretend to remember details that you might have told me but truth is i have a terrible memory so I forget everything
zombieinmybutt: wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns how high are you
neonelixir: if you didn’t think danny phantom was hot, you’re lying to yourself and need to rethink your choices in life
Suzanne Collins: Would you like to write a book with me?
JK Rowling: Of course, why not?
Beginning of the book: Some characters die.
Middle of the book: Many characters die.
End of the book: All the characters died.
Steven Moffat: I would like to make a mini series based on your book.
the-vashta-nerada: hey bro bro broski brosicle broseidon, god of the brocean brotato chip brotein shake brosef stalin barack brobama teddy brosevelt don quibrote adrien brody gallilebro gallilei napoleon bronaparte brobo cop leonardo dicapribro broseph mengele bro nye the science guy selena bromez broey deschanel bro dimaggio wolfgang amadaeus brozart brohemian rhapsody ...
Hiddleston explains that as Loki's anger grows, so...
theroyal-we: Dudes and Dudettes, I AM SO SORRY FOR THE AVENGERS SPAM… ESPECIALLY THE LOKI STUFF BUT SERIOUSLY…
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noteworthypassion: and then no one else gets it….
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lord-assbutt: mrhiddles: justabarrelofmonkeys: Because Joss Whedon snuck in the cleverest way of saying cunt in a PG13 movie. It’s brilliant. For that reason alone he deserves an award haha